Picture Saturday morning, my one day to sleep late, and I am having breakfast at 7:15am with Jake and Sam. “Why are they up so early?” I think to myself. The caffeine has not kicked in from my coffee and I am trying to hold a conversation with Sam.
Sam: Mom, The Phantom of the Opera is half monster/half human.
Me: No Sam, he is all man with a mask over half his face.
Sam: No Mom, he is half monster/half human. I saw hair growing out of one side of his head.
Me: Sam the reason he wears a mask on only half of his face is because he was burned in a fire but he is all human.
Sam: No Mom, he is half monster/ half…….
Jake: HALF NOTHING, EAT YOUR BREAKFAST SAM!
Thank you Jake for settling that pressing question and letting me get back to my coffee. For you faithful readers wondering how Sam did on his Science test….he got 100%/A+. Way to go Phantom.